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UGA Is Not Partying That Hard

Yo, University of Iowa, I’m really happy for you, I’m a let you finish, but UGA is the best party school of ALL TIME!

The University of Georgia finished just 11th in Princeton Review‘s rankings of the top party schools, down six spots from last year. Iowa won, which I guess makes sense, because what else is there to do in Iowa except eat corn, listen to Rick Santorum speeches, drink and wish you weren’t in Iowa?

Just like the SEC dominates the Big Ten in football, though, we should be dominating in partying. It’s time to step up our game, Athens. Remember, to be the best, you’ve got to beat the best.