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Tuna Fortuna Has Your Favorite Beard in Athens Music


There are a lot of great beards in Athens music. We’re talking real-deal beards. None of that close-cropped “lumbersexual” nonsense. These are beardy beards. Working-men’s beards. Your-dad-in-those-faded-photos-from-the-’70s beards. Pure, exquisite paragons of beardhood.

To celebrate Athens’ follicular fortitude, and in honor of our Warm Your ATH Up issue—because nothing says “cozy” like a forest of unkempt facial hair—Flagpole chose six of our favorite local-music beards and opened it up to a vote on Homedrone.

The winner, per our highly scientific Facebook-commenting method, was Family and Friends’ hirsute bassist, David “Tuna” Fortuna, who bowled y’all over with his luscious face-locks. Though Amish-bearded singer-songwriter Fester Hagood, who finished second in the voting, enjoyed an impressive late wave of support, Fortuna ended up on top by a mere 13 votes.

Tuna Fortuna:

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Tuna Fortuna

Flagpole: Seriously, why the beard?

Tuna Fortuna: Truthfully, I don’t have a chin.

FP: Does it keep you warm?

TF: Does the Pope shit in the woods?

FP: What’s your favorite thing about your beard?

TF: All the free food I find in it.

Fester Hagood:

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Fester Hagood

Flagpole: Seriously, why the beard?

Fester Hagood: It covers the womanly parts of a man’s face.

FP: So, like, how long did it take to grow?

FH: I trimmed it about six months ago, but have had face fur for about 15 years now. Way before it was a fashion statement.

FP: Does it keep you warm?

FH: You could cook a Hot Pocket in it.

FP: What’s your least favorite thing about your beard?

FH: Being asked if I like Duck Dynasty. That, and when a snake sheds in it.

Luke Fields:

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Luke Fields

Flagpole: Seriously, why the beard?

Luke Fields: It is a badge that pays tribute to what precious few positive traits I have inherited from my ancestors. I may be blind and susceptible to heart disease, but I have a natural beard growth pattern that just won’t quit. Also, shaving is the absolute fucking worst.

FP: So, like, how long did it take to grow?

LF: I’m currently sporting about a five-to-seven-month beard by my standards. This beard has been on my face for about two years, however. It is frequently edited. Maintained. Honed.

FP: What’s your least favorite thing about your beard?

LF: “CAN I TOUCH YOUR BEARD?” This is immediately followed by cigarette fingers before I have the chance to say “no.”

FP: What’s your favorite beard in Athens music (besides yours)?

LF: I think Patrick Ware doesn’t get enough follicular aWAREness (chuckle). Walker Howle has always had a beard to kill, as well. I wonder how far around the globe you could get by laying down each hair from every Athens music beard end-to-end? It would at least be 52 times. GET IT? B-52?

Jim Wilson:

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Jim Wilson

Flagpole: Seriously, why the beard?

Jim Wilson: It is my life-source, a reflection of my inner light. When it looks good, you know I am good.

FP: So, like, how long did it take to grow?

JW: We just celebrated its first birthday.

FP: Does it keep you warm?

JW: I keep it warm.

FP: What’s your favorite thing about your beard?

JW: It is like a face on my face, as if I’m even more three-dimensional than I was before.

Matt Hudgins:

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Matt Hudgins

Flagpole: Seriously, why the beard?

Matt Hudgins: I’ve always liked beards; my dad retired from the Army in ’85 and immediately grew a beard; my favorite teacher in middle school, Mr. Mason, had quite a whopper; and around the same time, I became obsessed with the later career of The Beatles. In high school, having a beard was as good as an adult picture ID in certain situations.

FP: So, like, how long did it take to grow?

MH: I evenly spread the seeds over the surface of my jaw with a finger, then fill my face with water that I change every day. Beard appears in three to five days.

FP: What’s your least favorite thing about your beard?

MH: Some people have gotten a little too excited about beards the past few years. I enjoy compliments as much as the next guy, but every once in a while some drunken beard evangelist wants to go over the finer points of our respective beard resumes, like we’re joining the sales team together.

FP: What’s your favorite beard in Athens music (besides yours)?

MH: Scott Spillane. Hands down.

Steve Hendriksen:

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Steve Hendriksen

Flagpole: Seriously, why the beard?

Steve Hendriksen: The first time I grew out my beard was to look more like a fake ID I had when I was in college out in Colorado. That was about nine years ago, and I’ve had it ever since.

FP: Does it keep you warm?

SH: Moreso in the summer than the winter. You have to thin it out a little in those warmer months here in the South. I learned that the hard way!

FP: What’s your least favorite thing about your beard?

SH: Eating soup and drinking coffee.

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