November 17, 2013
R.E.M. members’ kids are trying to talk the band into getting back together again, The Onion reported Friday.
“I asked my dad if it was our fault that they broke up and he said, ‘No, honey, of course not. Sometimes adult Gen X musicians just don’t get along.’” said Zoe Buck, daughter of guitarist Peter Buck. “But it hurts. I just want it to be like it was on the Monster tour again.”
We all do, Zoe. We all do.
(Editor’s note: This is a joke. The Onion is a satirical newspaper.)
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