(Can be sung to the tune of
“God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen”)
Unrest and fear, Republicans,
No virtue you display,
In knowing Trump your savior
Lost big, election day.
He said he was the only one
To chart a winning way,
Now tantrums bring no comfort or joy,
They only annoy…
His tantrums bring no comfort or joy.
Three Hundred Six electoral votes
Were cast Joe Biden’s way,
And Trump, the frenzied loser,
His anger on display,
Red-faced, he shrieks and tweets to all
A hundred times a day,
His tantrums bring no comfort or joy,
They only annoy…
His tantrums bring no comfort or joy.
Republicans, a fearful lot,
Seem to have lost their way—
Can’t stand up to their leader,
though the voters had their say,
The people were the ones who won
The democratic way,
And that brings tidings of comfort and joy!
Comfort and joy!
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy!
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