On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
A lib’ral in a red sea.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
two killer shows
and a lib’ral in a red sea.
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
three drunk friends,
two killer shows,
and a lib’ral in a red sea.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
four Futurebirds…
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
five Golden Bowls…
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
six dudes-a-cycling…
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
seven blondes-a-twerking…
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
eight walks-of-shaming…
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
nine records spinning…
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
ten bands-a-playing…
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
eleven townies laughing…
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
12 drummers drumming
11 townies laughing,
10 bands-a-playing
9 records spinning
8 walks-of-shaming
7 blondes-a-twerking
6 dudes-a-cycling
5 Golden Bowls
4 Futurebirds
3 drunk friends
2 killer shows
and a lib’ral in a red sea.
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