Welcome to Athens Power Rankings. In the spirit of sports rating systems, through painstaking analysis, we rank the top movers and shakers in the Classic City each week. Who’s hot? Who’s not? Find out below.
1. Todd Gurley
In addition to his 198 rushing yards in a 45–21 win over Clemson that vaulted the Dawgs to sixth in the country, Gurley made Georgia’s special teams special in a GOOD way.
2. Lizbeth Miranda, Carver Goodhue, Kevin Ruiz and Preethi Raja
These four non-undocumented UGA students made Gov. Nathan want to flee to Mexico last week.
3. Space Kroger
The new wannabe Super Walmart on Highway 29 is so big you can see it from space.
4. Drivers on campus
You have the power to not run people over.
Fifty potters. Fifty thousand pots.
Like what you just read? Support Flagpole by making a donation today. Every dollar you give helps fund our ongoing mission to provide Athens with quality, independent journalism.