Welcome to Athens Power Rankings. In the spirit of sports rating systems, through painstaking analysis, we rank the top movers and shakers in the Classic City each week. Who's hot? Who's not? Find out below.
1A. Nancy Denson
1B. Tim Denson
Who will be the next Mayor Denson? THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.
3. Ben "Cooter" Jones
You know your TV show is a redneck stereotype when a guy who starred in a show involving a car with the Confederate flag on its hood says it is—with absolutely no irony.
4. Ella Sternberg and Lenny Miller
These members of local band Cancers are now restaurateurs, opening up a new West Broad Street spot that offers delivery by bike.
5. Jared Collins
The auteur behind psych-pop band k i d s also runs a cool open-mic night that's a singer/songwriter-free zone. Read about it in the next issue of Flagpole.