Comedian Jerry Seinfeld performs at the Classic Center tonight. The show wasn't widely promoted, but the tickets sold out in 4.5 minutes anyway (or something like that). But don't envy those ticket holders and their live, in-person laughs. That's why we have the Internet and couches, or a desk chair and a few minutes. If you have more than a few minutes, find a way to listen to his show "I'm Telling You for the Last Time." In the meantime, here is a clip of some classic Seinfeld stand-up.