Ciné is screening James Cameron’s space-Marine classic Aliens this weekend. As if that wasn’t cool enough, there will be Alien-themed laser tag, too. My body is ready.
You can say badass things like this:
Or funny quips like this:
You can be all like:
Aliens is playing at 9:30 p.m. today and Saturday and 2:15 p.m. Saturday and Sunday. Laser tag is from 6–11 p.m. today, 12–11 p.m. Saturday and 2–7 p.m. Sunday. And remember, nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.