Yesterday we brought you the news that "Party Down South," the CMT series that features eight under-brained young adults with nicknames like "Daddy" and "Lil' Bit" living together for a couple months and terrorizing whatever unlucky locale happens to be playing host while destroying their minds and bodies with insane amounts of alcohol, has chosen our unlucky locale to film its upcoming second season.
Already, tales of horror have started to filter in, with folks reporting sightings of cast members riding through downtown in trucks and imploring female bystanders to bare their breasts for the cameras.
And that was Monday morning. We have a feeling it will get much worse before it gets better.
So, as a public service, we'll track the crew's further tales of menace (or, y'know, just let you know where they are so you can stalk/harass/avoid them) in this post, which we'll update as tips come in. Send us your sightings on Twitter at @FlagpoleMag, or via Facebook. Or, feel free to comment below.
Party down south has arrived in athens lol they are fucking morons— Mr.David (@davidalba3) March 31, 2014
Went out to lunch with parents and ended up signing a release form for my head to appear in Party Down South. #WhereDidItAllGoWrong— John Cropp (@JohnCropp) March 30, 2014
I'm in dynamite and the ducking party down south crew is here— الحجّي (@Greg_D93) March 31, 2014
Party Down South is filming at @BoarsHeadLounge tonight! Everyone come out and celebrate the usual Monday BH festivities!— Lindsey Baggett (@Ladii_Li) March 31, 2014
Just watched a party down south cast member pee on the side of boars while being filmed. Gtfo— sheree newton (@ShereeNewton) April 1, 2014
UPDATE: Was the public peeing staged? According to a Facebook commenter, it was.