Worst Band Names of the Year

Sure, You've Gotta Call Yourself Something. But Does That Something Have To Suck?Every Single One Of These Acts Played In Athens In 2007. (A Few Of 'em Were Actually Good, Too.)

originally published December 26, 2007

Slightly Stoopid

That's Not Very Punny
Bunny Carlos
Gemini Cricket
Ikea Turner
McGee Mouse
Scarry-Garcia
So So Death
Sydystyk Vicious
The Inphlu Ants
Warren Peace
Overwrought
Success Will Write Apocalypse Across The Sky
One Hand Loves the Other
Divided Like A Saint's
Jerk Off Jack Off Frig Face
Spellcheck Your Head

Suburban Camoflauge

Cinjed
Lionz
Mystro
U-Phonik
Suburban Camoflauge
Slightly Stoopid
Southern Poetik Conneckshun
Big John Burbon
The Coughee Brothaz
The Renegadez
The Ringerz
The Splitz
OMG Get Excited!!!!
Snap!
Push!
Against Me!
Alas, Alak, Alaska!
Abbey Road Live!
Jerk Alert!
hey, revolution!
Tiger! Tiger!
Time's Up!
Bomb the Music Industry!
Tacos! Tacos! Tacos! Tacos!
Like Totally!!!
¡Subversivo!
!!!
Projected Suckage

Serendipity Project

Avery Dylan Project
Dylan Blues Project
The Edison Project
The Benjy Davis Project
Lou Brainard Project
The H.E.A.P. Project
Chicago Afrobeat Project
The Keith Jackson Project
Tamara Burch Project
Serendipity Project
Smiles Project
The Octopus Project
That Emo Time of Year

Last November

Love in October
October Frequency
The Early November
Last November
Particularly Unappealing
Anus Full of Wasabi
DJ Phlab
Hot Pink Money Shot
Infected Mushroom
My Unborn Children
The Cathode Terror Secretion
Single White Herpe
The Sugar Dicks
Whiskey Shit Vomit
Kinda Lousy In General
Blue Turtle Seduction
Clock Hands Strangle
Pirate Booty Crew
Samurai Trout
Super Monkey
That's What She Said
Versatilians
Jacuzzi Suicide
Family Force 5
Boy Hits Car
Wild Sweet Orange
Parasite Shoes
Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
Down With the Woo
Greedy White Citizens
A Tale Of Two Caleys
Stab the Cook
Goodbye Donovan
Wampus Cat Scanners
Chooglin'
Mama's Love
The Cool S.W.A.P.
Wacko Mazoe
Walter Meego
Voodoo Magoo
Voodoo Iguana
Groovestain
Groovejoint
Granola Funk Express
Martians See Red
Endless Mike & The Beagle Club
Second Thoughts About Bob
Pico Vs. Island Trees
Ho-Se-Fo's Gnome Dance Party

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